Cool Pink Pointer Glitter),

unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

(via cuntipotent)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via thehonestlifeofmyself)

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

(via cuntipotent)

adderalling:

i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

(via slutqueen)

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

(via hartlem)

Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask right now.

disneyrelatedboy:

image

(Source: shybairnsget-nowt, via hartlem)

thelesbianguide:

afterellen:

no. tumblr is my girlfriend. 

Real talk. Why go out on a date when you have the comfort of infinite scroll at home? Don’t like it, just scroll past. So much easier to deal with.