Cool Pink Pointer Glitter),

lindsaylohoean:

me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people

image

(via jump-thenfall)

penisvvrinkle:

when you sit for a long time like image

(via jump-thenfall)

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via perfectly-a-mermaid)

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica, via perfectly-a-mermaid)

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug, via perfectly-a-mermaid)

trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

(Source: elijahfanblog, via perfectly-a-mermaid)

If you’re a trans girl who likes trans girls, please reblog this <3

(Source: transcendantlife, via silmarildust)

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

(via slutqueen)

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

(via thehonestlifeofmyself)