Cool Pink Pointer Glitter),

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Too cute not to reblog :) :)

(via dominatedesires)

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

(via ceci-tea)

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

(via ernessa)

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious, via jump-thenfall)

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty.

(via jump-thenfall)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via jump-thenfall)

ven0moth:

ven0moth:

who’s the best at embracing their inner child?

pregnant women

(via jump-thenfall)

thegreensanitarium:

rhitahtyn:

gay

image

(via jump-thenfall)